Thursday, April 5, 2007

Welcome to the exciting world of portals!

Hello and welcome to the NYC portals blog.
This webspace is dedicated to the discovery and study of portals.

The first portal was discovered back in '05 by researcher P. J. Lockerby on 18th St. in manhattan. Since then, portals have been discovered all over the globe, in every continent except Australia. After his appearance on the Dave Letterman show of December 18th 2006, the field of portal research exploded in popularity. Science has still failed to fully explain portals, but as public interest in portals increases, it is only a matter of time before we can harness their power.

For this first post, I would like to share a portal that I discovered, the 33rd st. portal, or by it's christian name, "Max Portal". If you are one of those people who say they don't believe in portals, I dare you to step into the portal and see for yourself.

Seeing is believing.

4 comments:

Phil said...

Thanks for the props, Chris. Portals can be lots of fun, if you know how to use them right! Just be sure not to get caught in one, and avoid the customer service agents at all costs. They are our enemies.

Chris said...

That's right Phil!
Getting trapped in a portal can be very dangerous.
I remember when you were trapped in one for a year and a half...
when you came out your hair was completely white!
Good to see the color is coming back.

Boom Boom Jerry said...

Thanks for the location of the Max Portal. Looking forward to checking it out since it is so near to my employment.

Chris said...

tromant...I have got a portal for you, check out my next post for a great portal in your hood. If you have information on portals, please join us in our important research!